Thursday, 20 October 2011

funny one liners on women

funny one liners on women

- A good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69.
- Women and rocks are very much alike ... We skip the flat ones.
- A woman will be "Queen of the sewers" if she has accessible manhole.
- Women are like convertibles. They're both more fun with their top down.
- A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.
- Women are like lawn mowers ... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
- Women are like dollar bills; hard to pickup, but worth the effort.
- Women are like jazz music ... 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.
- What does an electric train toy and a woman's breasts have in common? Both were intended for children but no one can get dad's hands off either of them.

more funny one liners on women

'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

A hard-on does not count as personal growth.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Do I look like a fricking people person?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 

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