Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on facebook

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Finally found out that the plant I’ve been watering isn’t real…
Vote Up Vote Down My Facebook wall is broken.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
I wish I could google “things to eat in my “fridge” so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

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