Thursday, 20 October 2011

funny one liners on rajni

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.
Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man.
Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.

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