very very very funny one liners

Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying “U r next”.
They stopd doing that when i started doing same at funerals.

A Girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face with a scarf.
A Passer-by:”HI SEXY”
Girl-”DAD,……..its me”:

While I was driving today, 5 BMW vehicles were ahead of me and darn I couldn’t breathe! Oh! I meant Bio-Medical Waste.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Facebook is like a girl…when u completely understand it………..it changes!

Roses are red
Facebook is blue

43 mutual frnds
still asking who are you!!

Dear Tiger Woods, I think you took our slogan a little too seriously. Sincerely, Nike

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

It annoys me when people say, ‘I’m a vegetarian except fish.’ yeah, and i’m a non-smoker except cigarettes.



some more funny pages .

http://www.squidoo.com/quote-of-the-day2

http://www.squidoo.com/funnyone-liner-quotes

http://www.squidoo.com/funny-stupid-quotes


http://www.squidoo.com/funny-slogans

http://www.squidoo.com/super-funny-quotes