Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny things about facebook

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there’s anything good in it!
How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!
If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace? A: A trailer park!
How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? A: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!
Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

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