What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off
Cut its nose off
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
FSH !
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
I have no I-Deer
What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
Rabbit farts.
What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "
"Dog-Ruff-E "
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