Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
No sense in being pessimistic, it probably wouldn’t work anyway…
I’m really easy to get alone with once you people learn to worship me…
Some people are wise, and some are otherwise.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow.
We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.

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