Thursday, 20 October 2011

funny one liners on facebook

Dear Tiger Woods, I think you took our slogan a little too seriously. Sincerely, Nike
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Biches like you belong in the zoo♥♥
Intelligence is like an underwear. You should always have it but you don’t need to show it
Do not store dreams in ur eyes,they may roll down with tears.Store them in ur heart;each beat will inspire u to fulfil them..
Height Of Bravery For Girls ..
Moving Out Of The House Without Make-Up
Roses are red
Facebook is blue
29 mutual frnds
still asking who are you!!
Govt. says Educate a girl n she’ll
educate 4 people at home. But while
she is studying in a college,
5 boys get failed.
Then who is responsible for those
some people are like mosquito’s, they can ruin a good time, suck and need to be slapped!……… :)
definitely finds rumours useful. They tell you all the things you never knew about yourself
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.
Im a leader. Not a follower. Unless it’s a dark place, then you’re going first…
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
The only other thing thats more popular than Facebook’s “Like” button is MySpace’s “Delete Account” button
Putting you’re offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don’t sit on Facebook all day
If you see a girl with her hair up in a pony tail, she didn’t shower that day
at they end of the day it goes dark
Smile….It keep’s ur enemies confused..!!

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