funny one liners on life of women

funny one liners on life women

• A woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them". ~ Dumas
• "The great question... Which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?"." ~ Freud
• "I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason." ~ Stanley Baldwin
• "Whatever women do they must do twice, as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." ~ Charlotte Whitton
• "A woman is like a tea bag; it's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
• "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
• "Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
• "A man uses guns, knives, and explosives to get what he wants, but a woman has some very special weapons of her own."
• "With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress."
• "When a man gets up to speak, people listen, the look. When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen."