Friday, 14 October 2011

funny one liners on girls

  • My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
  • After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
  • 'I never know how much of what I say is true.' Bette Midler
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  • The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.  Margo Kaufman
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  • There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.  Alice Thomas Ellis
  • 'It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.' Tallulah Bankhead

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