Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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