sarcastic one liners

sarcastic one liners , this post is all about it .

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.

The imaginary enemy of my enemy is my imaginary friend.

If the government was really serious about stopping terrorism they would hire six-year-olds to be interrogators.

On the airplane descent I felt my ear pop and out came that last quarter the magician forgot to remove when I was 8.

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