Wednesday, 19 October 2011

very funny one liners on facebook

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
I did 25 sit-ups this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone hit snooze on an alarm clock
Mom:”You always Ask for Money; Am I Mode Of Money???”
Son : Isn’t that what MOM stands for? (M=Made, O=Of, M=Money
Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
Israel & USA changed it relationship status with Egypt on Facebook to “it’s complicated”. Lebanon, Syria & Palestine ” Like it”
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before? Patient: Yes, the last time i received your hospital bill in the mail
Mam:”You always Ask for Money; Does Money grow on trees???”
Kid: Urrhh is paper and paper comes from trees sooo…U LOSE!!!?

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