one liners quotes

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

I told my wife we needed a home improvement loan...she gave me $1000 to move out...

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