Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

“A hard thing about business is minding your own. “
“About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
“A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when he is counting his blessings.”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. …So I said, “Implants?”
“All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday.
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough money not to quit.

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