Friday 23 March 2012

short funny one liners

That awkward moment when no job will hire you bcuz you've got no experience




Best friends are the ones who are there: whenever, wherever, however and most importantly FOREVER.




That awkward moment when someone starts acting drunk after 1 drink.





The awkard moment when your friend tells your crush you like him





very funny one liners

You actually have friends?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!






Bro she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her I'm not.. 







Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, girls 







Girl: why is it when I brush my tongue, I gag but don't when I'm giving my bf oral?Doctor: obviously your tooth brush is bigger! 





I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant" will come back on "32 and grandma