Sunday, 16 October 2011

funny one liners

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? 

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize. 

Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals." 

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior. 

Death to all fanatics! 

Chastity is curable, if detected early. 

Smokers are just like everybody else. Just not as long. 

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. 

Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why. 

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. 

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