good one liners

we bring some  good one liners for you .hope you will like it .

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

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