Sunday, 16 October 2011

funny one liners

Algebra teacher says to student, “Pie R Squared” Student says “No Pie are Round, Cake are Squared.
Google “Where is Chuck Norris” and click “I’m Feeling Lucky”
Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.
realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday.
The most beautiful line is “But, I love you.” The most painful line is “I love you, but.” See the difference?
Any more Farmville request and I will kill your animals and burn your crops!!!!

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