Wednesday 19 October 2011

very funny one liners


If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Dedicated to Junk Food Lovers: A moment on your lips Forever on your hips!”
how great would it be if balding and hair loss was seen in pubic hair rather than hair on the scalp of the head.
My boyfriend and I broke up over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
Adam had Blackberries n Eve had an Apple !
We have it now !lol
HEIGHT OF STUDYING….!
Policeman saw a class 12 science student crying…:-(
Policeman: what is the matter boy.?
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Boy: “matter is anything that occupies space and has mass
My cosmetic surgery might have gone wrong but I’m smiling on the inside.
The great question which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 25 years of research, is “What does a woman want?”
‎” All my life you have taught not to talk with strangers, and all of sudden you expected to sleep with one.”
Recent Activity On A
Girl’s Profile:
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She Has Changed Her Profile Picture.
She Has Changed Her Profile Picture.
She Has Changed Her Profile Picture.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Height of social networking :
A boy’s fb status : “i m online frm toilet”
father commented on his status : “son come out fast , i have an emergency”
Don’t let anyone pressure you or say anything to bring you down, remember their opinions never mattered.”

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