one liners

this post is just focused on one liners , hope you will enjoy it .

When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell "Mosquito!"

In order to be successful in life, I think we all need to ask ourselves one question... Who can I sue?

I'm more of a cup half-spilled on the front of my shirt kinda person.

Why are matchmakers always single?

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