Sunday, 16 October 2011

funny one liners

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now. 

When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W. 

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole! 

I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called? 

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. 

If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve. 

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff. 

We are all prawns in the game of life. 

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