Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Extraordinary: it is the “extra” that make us more than ordinary.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I like work..It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing.
Learn from your parents’ mistakes; use birth control.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.

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