Wednesday, 19 October 2011

very funny one liners

Save an egg.Crack a smile.
We must have courage, faith and lunch together sometime soon.
I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
I have you, you have me. At least one of us is lucky.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?
A penny saved kills your career in government.
I had a nightmare where farm animals on FaceBook were raising imaginary people.
Raising children is part joy and part guerilla warfare!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history. Except tequila

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