Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on facebook

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Real friends share the same enemies
The awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
School is cool, except for the whole going to class thing.
Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.
War doesnt determine who is right- only who is left.
I wonder which is more painful… Giving birth or being kicked hard in the nuts? Its interesting because no-one can experience both…

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