Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
It went from facebook to slutbook now to pornbook.
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice, shame on me.
Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me.
Everyone who hates speeding tickets, raise your right foot ;)
Chastity is curable, if detected early.