Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

Lions sleeps 18 hours a day.If hard work is the key to success, the donkey would have been the king of the jungle
Definition Of Human Being :- A creature who cuts trees makes paper and writes ‘Save Trees’ on the same paper..
THINKS “Success doesn’t come to you?you go to it”…………..i guess SUCCESS is a TOILET
Remember: people only rain on your parade because they’re jealous of your sun & tired of their shade.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I think my brain has a mind of its own.
Tall girl & Short guy= Awkward.
Tall girl & Tall guy= Cute.
Short girl & Tall guy= Adorable.
Short girl & Short guy= AWW

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