funny one liners on life
|I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?|
Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Is it hot in here or is it you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Get your coat love, you've pulled.
I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?