I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. (thanks to Jeff Dudley)
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede? (thanks to Warren)
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet. (thanks to Paul)
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede? (thanks to Warren)
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet. (thanks to Paul)
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You have to be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
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