Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain.. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.
Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.