Sunday, 16 October 2011

funny one liners

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. 

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case. 

If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands? 

Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once. 

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? 

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. 

Strip mining prevents forest fires. 

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