Thursday, 13 October 2011

funny one liners on life

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Save the Dolphins? What did the cows do wrong?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for thinking.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It confuses People.
So much to do. So few people to do it for me.
So many fools, so few comets.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. She only gargled.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
When they hit rock bottom, Some people will climb out. The others will begin to dig.
Some things are sacred--I haven't taken them apart yet.
Some times the only solution is to find a new problem.
Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do - Bertrand Russell
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary.

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