Wednesday, 19 October 2011

very very funny one liners

Pennies aren’t lucky. Lucky is a big, bulging wad of cash.
I have no sense of proportion. Which causes me big problems. Or small ones. I’m not sure.
I tried kickboxing, but I couldn’t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet
Apathy Club is cancelled this week. Yeah, like I care.
Just be yourself, you idiot.
Facebook just suggested I poke my wife. I’ve been trying to for weeks but our kids don’t go to bed early enough.
I am what I eat. …mmmm, nuts!
When you wish upon a star, George Clooney is a safe bet.

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