Wednesday, 19 October 2011

funny one liners on life

Facebook is asking, “What’s on your mind?” but I think “Who’s on your mind?” is a better question.
Just typed ‘why is there’ in google……CLASSIC!!
Facebook is like Drug Addiction : You Suffer Withdrawal Symptoms When you can’t go On-Line, You Sacrifice Social & Family activities & You want to quite the habit but can’t…..
Science says and I agree : My CELL is the fundamental unit of my life
If money does not bring happiness, give me yours and be happy.
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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