Sunday, 16 October 2011

funny one liners

- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go

- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Do you know the four signs of growing old? 1. Forgetting names, 2. Forgetting faces, 3. Forgetting to zip up, 4. Forgetting to zip down.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

- Three old buddies are out for a walk. Old guy no. 1 says, "Windy, isn't it?" Old guy no. 2 says, "No, it's Thursday!" Old guy no. 3 says, "So am I. Let's go get milk shake." 

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