If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?
Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary.
You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.
Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.
My kids are growing up. Now instead of asking me where they came from, they refuse to tell me where they’re going.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
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