Sunday, 16 October 2011

best funny one liners

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes
Why is air a lot like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins,
 "Once upon a time..."A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." 

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

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