Sunday 16 October 2011

funny one liners on life


When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach’s name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions”
He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… The Titanic in the other



some more funny pages .

http://www.squidoo.com/quote-of-the-day2 

http://www.squidoo.com/funnyone-liner-quotes 

http://www.squidoo.com/funny-stupid-quotes 


http://www.squidoo.com/funny-slogans 

http://www.squidoo.com/super-funny-quotes

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