Wednesday 12 October 2011

funny one liners on rajini


Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.










If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”










Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

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