When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out... "hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?"
My life is like 1-ply toilet paper..I get the job done but I have no idea how.
Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
Google+ is the "gym" of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.