Friday, 23 December 2011

100 funny one liners

Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid of vandals changing the 'P' to an 'F'.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you change ure relationship status, after 3 in a year it should auto-default to "unstable"

If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends.

When I think about how much time I've spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I've scrolled on my mouse wheel.

Waiting for a specific person to text you but every time the phone's everyone else but that person.

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