Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced
I have a busy day ahead... I have trouble to start; rumors to spread and people to argue with.
I'm pretty jealous of my parents, no one will never have a kid as cool as theirs.