Thursday, 22 December 2011

best one line jokes

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find
anybody who'll take what I have to give

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad...

The ideal amount of coffee is MORE.

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