For the first time in a long time everyone in America has something to be thankful for: Desperate Housewives’ final season!
Thanksgiving is that magical time a year when you remember why you only see your family once a year.
If I had one superpower, it would be the ability to punch salesmen through the phone!
Unless "chasing my dreams" consists of a brisk walk, I'm probably not in good enough shape to do it.
I'm pretty jealous of my parents, no one will never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.