Friday, 23 December 2011

funniest one liners

For the first time in a long time everyone in America has something to be thankful for: Desperate Housewives’ final season!

Thanksgiving is that magical time a year when you remember why you only see your family once a year.

If I had one superpower, it would be the ability to punch salesmen through the phone!

Unless "chasing my dreams" consists of a brisk walk, I'm probably not in good enough shape to do it.

I'm pretty jealous of my parents, no one will never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.

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