Thursday 22 December 2011

funny one liners twitter

 A strong woman is one who is able to smile in the morning like she wasn't crying last night..






The coolest definition of "High Heels Footware"
Its the thing invented by short girls who were bored of being kissed on forehead.








Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.








Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (name that classic holiday movie)








Another fun google trick type in the search bar: Let it Snow









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