Thursday, 22 December 2011

funny one line

Life is like Google. You just need to know what you are searching for.

If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to 'Single' and wait for 5 minutes.

When people post statuses like "Dont text or call me! Bad mood!" Um no one was ever going text or call you in the first place...

So many people on Facebook "Like" everything but grammar.

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral. Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive"

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.

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