Friday, 23 December 2011

funniest one liners

If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

Next time your “making love” try screaming your own name

I just found out my Grandpa has alzheimer’s…. He’s totally cool with it. He gets to meet new people everyday!

X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian...

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