Thursday, 22 December 2011

best one line jokes

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

SON: baby baby baby ohhh! *MUM WALKS IN* MUM: are you listening to justin bieber?. SON: no im just watching p0rn. MUM: oh THANK GoD...!!

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have - the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

The awkward moment when the math final(algebra 2) is on the day of Ur birthday..:P But I ♥ Math..:)

when the power is out or your alone in your car stuck on an dark and lonly road...why does your mind always go to an sh!t scary movie of thought or fear

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