Thursday, 22 December 2011

witty funny one liners

the funniest facebook status ideas on this post waiting for you .

Next time when life gives you lemon stuff them in your bra!!
u desperately need it ..!

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married

“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”

We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

Have you ever drove without music? All the random engine sounds make you think your car is falling apart.

I would have no friends left if they could ever hear my inner thoughts.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.”

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