Friday, 23 December 2011

funny jokes one liners

Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship.

Promises are a bit like babies... Fun to make but hard to deliver.

I always do something amazing when no one's watching.

If something cool happens and you don't share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?

Facebook has been saving me money on birthday cards for the almost 5 years now.

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